DRUNK, My Old Fruit When a fox went scrumping for apples in an orchard he discovered an interesting side-effect of the fermentation process. Thankfully, a kind family helped to nurse him through his hangover.

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MOLE-In-One Everyone knows that foxes are clever and quick, so it should come as no surprise to learn that they're fond of the odd game of soccer or golf. Tales abound of foxes hoarding golfballs - here's a collection.

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THE Night Gascoigne Was Completely Out-Foxed A fox does a 'lap of honour' to cheers from the crowd at an important soccer match between Celtic and Rangers. TV footage indicates he was having a great time!

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THE Return of the 20th Century Fox The fox population of the city of Bristol was almost completely wiped out by a mange epidemic, to the distress of residents to had come to regard them as beloved pets. Fortunately, the fox population looks set to recover...

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FOX War Off The council of Colchester decided that the town's urban fox population constituted a pest and considered some quite unwholesome methods of getting rid of them. Fortunately, the fear of a public outcry forced them into a more considerate solution.